Poor Jokes (P.J's) in Jokes latest collections in hindi

*गजब संयोग||*
*झाड़ू आम आदमी के पास है,*
*हाथ कांग्रेस के पास है*
*और*
*सफाई नरेन्द्र मोदी जी कर रहे हैं..*

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 प्रीतो: मेरी घड़ी खो गई है, क्या तुमने कहीं देखी है?
जीतो: नहीं, पर चलती थी या बंद थी?
प्रीतो: चलती थी।
जीतो: तब जरूर कहीं चलकर चली गई होगी। -

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 नौकरानी : बीवी जी, अपनी साड़ी वापस ले लो।
मालकिन : क्यों, पसंद नहीं आई?
नौकरानी : साड़ी तो बहुत अच्छी है पर जब पहनती हूं तो साहब "आप" समझकर मुझपर ध्यान ही नहीं देते उलटा पड़ोसी पीछे से आकर लिपट जाते हैं।

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 Question - काजूकतली के चाँदी का वर्क क्यो लगाते है ???
Chinese - Wrong Qus.
American - No comments
Japanese - don't know
Right ans by
Gujju :- undhi chhe k sidhi ae khabar pade
Etla maate



 PJ OF THE DAY-
Plz eat Parle-G & not Tiger biscuits!
WHY?
COZ
Now only 1411 tigers left... ;-) ”

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 CID JOKES
Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
Daya ye sadharan maut nahi iska khoon hua hai.

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 About c.i.d
Rin lagaya or daag gaya
Wah Wah
Rin lagaya or daag gaya
Abhijeet: Daya lagta hai,
Khooni bhaag gaya.

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 1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga
To ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath bachha Lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji.

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 I hve lots of jokes in my inbox,
bt i can't send u all u them'
it will take a lot of time,
so i'm sending u jst 1 joke
"u r so beautiful"

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  hawo se khe do ham aaye hai,
phir bhi na hate to dhaka mar do,
phir bhi na samjhe to,
pyaar se samjha do.

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 Banta: My Dad Dug
the Suez Canal
Santa: That-s nothing
have you heard of
Dead Sea...
Banta: yes,
Santa: My Dad
Killed it 

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 PJ for math students!
If pj is poor joke; then wat is p+ij..
Ans: Complex Joke ;-)
Y didnt u laugh on this joke..
Because Joke part is imaginary! haha

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 Really Bad PJ:
Q: Why do people who have so much pressure drink so much..
A: Well, people drink at a bar.. And bar is the unit of pressure 

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 When we throw a ball in the air y does it come down....
No technical answers..
coz no one is there up to catch the ball.. hehe SORRY! 

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 Worst PJ Ever!
How will u differentiate between a Murga and Murgi......
Socho Socho
Ek patthar maro..
agar bhaga to murga aur agar bhaghi to murgi :

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 Why Did Bhajji Slap Sreesanth Last Yr
Aftr D Match He Asked-Oye Paji, LOG CHLOROMINT Q
KHATE HAI-
Bhajji Slapped & Said
-DUBARA MAT PUCHHNA- 

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 Yesterday in my room all my books were singing a song.
Guess which song..
guess!
O Zara zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me.. 

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 Interviewer asked sardar ji.
Which are the 2 latest versions of java..
Sardar ji :
Marjava & Mitjava.

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 Santa:Can I ask u a question..
Banta:You just did.
Santa: okay,
Well can I ask you another question.
Banta:You just did it again. 

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 Physics PJ:
Why does a dumb cat fall while walking....
Coz the cat is dumb so it cant Mew. So Mew(coefficient of friction) is = 0.
SO it falls! HaHa! 

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 A bald man had 2 hair on his head.
They both fell in love with each other, but couldnt marry each other.
Why..
Kyunki Baal Vivaah apraadh hai! 

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 An egg fell down from a 20 ft table ... but did not break .. !
Do you know the reason ..
Guess .... ....
ha ..ha .. it was "Lucky".

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 To hear wat is unspokn,
to see wat is unseen,
to feel widout even touchin,
is medically known as
SCHIZOPHRENIA
N people think its LOVE..

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 Q:- Can you name the Fitness Freak Hollywood actor who carries all his body building machines with him to wherever he goes....
A:- Gym Carry. 

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 Jivan me shanti se jine
ke 2raste
1-Maf kro Unhe Jinhe
Aap Bhul Nh Sakte
ya fir....???
2-Bhul Jao Unhe Jine Aap
Maf Nahi Kr Sakte...

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 Santa ko Computer ki exam me question pucha gya .
"what is Microsoft Exel ? "
Santa"
Its new brand of surf Exel to clean the computer virus...

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 Patla-jai ganesh jai ganesh deva,
mote ki funk nikle pump kre seva
mota-jai ganesh jai ganesh deva,
patle ki haddi tutte doctor kre seva..

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 Tum 70% beautiful ho,
tum 75% sweet ho,
tum 80% noty ho,
tum 95% suchee ho,
tum 100% smart ho ,
jada khush mat hona sab milkar tum 420 ho..

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 sardar radio lekar toilet gaya. Bahar aane par biwi ne puccha; kyoji, mazaa aaya? Sardar: saalo ne"JANA GANA MANA" Laga diya, khade khade karna pada...

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 Arz Kiya Hai...
Zara-Zara kar ke teri
yadoon ka mahal
banate hain,
Illegal construction keh
ke saale Nagar Nigam
wale tod jaate hain...

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 aapki smile ne sara
jahan hila diya,
aapki smile ne sara
jahan hila diya,
COMA se jage huye
mareez ko
permanantly sula diya...

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 Kabhi kabhi tension mei sochtha hu ki mar jau
par aplogoki baat sochke marta nahi
Q KI
Q KI
Q KI
Q KI
Q KI
ekhi aadmi tho hei is duniya mei jo smart hei

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 Wen U Cry:- Koi Nhi Dekta.
Wen U Worried:- Koi Nhi Dekta.
Wen U Hapy:- Koi Nhi Dekta.
Lekin 1 Din DATE Pe Chale Jao,
Saala Pura Khandan Dhek Leta Hai...:p

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 wo kaunsi cheez hai jo usi me se nikalti
hai
or usi ko ragadte huye mar jana chahti
hai
ulta mat soch yar......this is machis ki
tili...

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 पप्पू (पड़ोसी से )- मेरी बीवी इतना मजाक करती है कि क्या बताऊं।
पड़ोसी (पप्पू से)- क्या मजाक करती है?
पप्पू - कल मैं घर गया उसकी आंखों पर हाथ रखा
और वो मजाक में बोली
दूधवाला. :-D

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