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तुम खुश-किश्मत हो जो हम तुमको चाहते है वरना,
हम तो वो है जिनके ख्वाबों मे भी लोग इजाजत लेकर आते है..!!

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 मिले तो हजारो लोग थे, ज़िन्दगी में;
पर वो सब से अलग थी, जो किस्मत में नहीं
थी!


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 happy New Year 2016
गलती से भी हुई हो कोई गलती तो माफ़ करिएगा,
पुराने साल कि तरहा नये साल में भी याद रखिएगा!


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 गुजरो न बस तुम एक ख्याल की तरह,.....
आ जाओ जिन्दगी में नये साल की तरह ।




 आज की
हर लव स्टोरी का यही उसूल है....
तुम जिसको याद कर के रो रहे हो..,
वो किसी और को खुश रखने में busy है 


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 मैं अपना Status दिलो पर Update Karta हूँ Facebook .✔‪#‎पर_नंही_‬
कयुकि मेरे Attitude को समझने कै लिये Experience चाहीये
Qualification नंही...!!!


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 बचपन में चोट पे वो माँ की
हल्की हल्की फूँक और कहना की
.." बस अभी ठीक हो जायेगा "............
वाकई कोई मरहम अब तक ऐसा नहीं बना और ना ही बनेगा
सहमत हो तो ठोको लाइक


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 “रिश्ता” दिल से होना चाहिए, शब्दों से नहीं,.....
“नाराजगी” शब्दों में होनी चाहिए दिल में नहीं! 


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 [1] एक राज़ बताना है आपको no.5 देखो.
[2] उत्तर no. 11 है.
[3] गुस्सा मत हो no.15 को देखो.
[4] शांत हो जाओ और no.13 को देखो
[5] अरे पहले no.2 को तो देखो।
[6] फिर गुस्सा हो रहे हो। No.12को देखो यार
[7] बस I Love You कहना चाहता था.....
[8] जवाब no.14 पर है
[9] सब्र रखो और देखो no. 4.
[10] इस बार पक्के से no.7.
[11] आशा है की no.6 देख रहे होगे।
[12] माफ़ करना।। ज़रा no.8 देखना
[13] तूफ़ान थम के रखो no.10 देखो
[14] हम्म मुझे लगता है की no.3.
[15] आपको no.9 देखना चाहिए||


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 1din hamari muskan, hamse puchh baithi,
hume rooz kyo bulati ho?
hamne kaha, hum yaad apne dost ko karte hai,
tum unki yaadon k sath chali aati ho.


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 A D D I C T I O N
A Boy N Girl On Date !
Boy: I Can Do Anything For U
Girl: Can U Die For Me?
Boy : Yes !
Girl: Cn U Bring Stars For Me?
Boy: Yes !
Girl: Can U Delete Ur Facebook Account For Me?
Boy: Behan Jee , Aap K Ghar Wale Pareshan Ho Rhe Ho'n Ge , Aap Ghar Jayiye =P ;) 


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 Facebook keeps suggesting me 'Friends you may know' ...
But when I try adding them , It asks again 'Do you know them' ??
Ajeeb ....
Baddtameezi hai yaar =P


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 Year 2046
Son: "Dad, how did you meet mom?"
Me: "Aah my son... it all started with a friend request on Facebook.


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 Height of FaceB0ok Update!
"Suhaag raat hai, Ghunghat utha raha hun main" :D
1 minute ago via iphone
...25 likes. 1 comment: Plz Keep updating :P


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 Jab "LADKI" Facebook pe tmse baat na kare to usse kaise baat karoge" ?
.Socho yaar ?
?Are yaar bhut simple hai....
Uske WALL pe likh do mere inbox me "I lOve U" kyu bheja....:-D 


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Ek aadmi-beta tumhari umra kya hai?
.Baccha : je ghar mai 14,
.school mai 12
.train mai 7
.& fb pe 19 saal.... :D :P 

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Height of Facebook Addicition:

A boy's fb status : I'm Online on Fb during Lecture hahaha...
Comment from his professor:"Get out of the Class now"
Principal Liked comment! ;-)
Friend commented:"Jaldi aa yaar, cafe mein item hai" :D
Gate keeper's comment: "Saab pehle idhar aa ke apni bike Lock kardein" :P
Mom commented: "Nalayak class nahi karni toh sabzi Le ke seedha ghar wapis aa.." :P
Dad commented: Dekhlo apne bete ki harkatain..:/
G.f commented: I Hate U! Mujhse kaha tha Dadi ka accident hogaya wo hospital mein hai.. Mil nahi sakta...
Dadi commented:Manhoos.. tu ghar aa batati hu tujhe nalayak...:D


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 1 Admi ki Wife mar gai.......
Dost:- Usko chup karane k bad; " Tujhy Kuch Chahiye?
Admi:- Laptop la do.
Dost:- Q khairiat?
Admi:- Facebook pe Status to Single kr dun. ;-)


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 Duniya me apna muqam kuch is tarah se banao ki...
agar Mar bhi jao to log ye bole...
"Banda asal zindagi me to kabhi milta nahi tha,
par facebook par REGULAR update kartha tha...


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 Dear Guys..... ye jo LIKE ka button he is k sath hi 1 COMMENT ka b button he to plz kabhi ye b ker dia kren.........shukriya ;)


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 Earlier generation's blessings from parents n elders "Jeete raho!"
"Khush raho!"
"Sada suhaagan raho!" etc. etc But the next generation's blessings shall be... .
."May your life be as awesome as
you pretend it to be on Facebook!". :-P


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 2 logo ki baaton ka kabhi bura nahi maan na chahiye..
1st vo: jo facebook par gali de raha ho..
(qki wo bechara real me kuch nahi Ukhad sakta.)
aur
2nd wo: jo exam me apka viva le raha ho..
(qki aap uska kuch nahi ukhad sakte.):D


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 Barbaaad Krny K Aur Bhi Tareeeky Thay
Jaane kyun Mark Zuckerberg K0 FACEB00K Ka Khayal Hi Aaya :D
Khud Tou Shadi Kr Li
Aur Humei Yehan LiKE LiKE Khelney Pe Laga Deya !


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 FACEBOOK ki sabse takleef dene wali
cheez.
(1)- Yaar maine status update
kiya hai, Like kar de or Mast sa
comment bhi..


(2)- Yaar teri Id ka passwrd
kya hai, ek din ke liye use
karne de..

(3)- Logo ke status chura kar
apni id par share karna..

(4)- Maine apni Profile pic
change ki hai, Meri Pic Like
kar de, Mai teri kar dunga..

(5)- Oye Tag pic par jaldi se
Comment or Like kar..

(6)- Yaar wo ladki kon hai jo
bade comment maar rahi hai,
or Agle hi din use Frnd
request send....-)


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 Guys status on fb -
"wo Bewafa Nikli"
Comments by close friend
1. Saale teri shakal hi gadhe jaisi hai
2. Tere se bas aaj tak koi pati hai??
3. Tujh jaiso se bhi ladki pategi...
4. Usse teri Namardi ka pata chal gaya hoga
5. Tere se kuch nahi hoga dude chal ab uske no. mujhe de .... :D xD :O


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 Grls status on fb -
"Wo Bewafa Nikla"
Comments by Guys.....
1. Dear wo apke layak tha hi nahi
2. Tum kahan wo sala bandar kahan
3. Humne to pahle hi kaha sab mere jaise nahi hote
4. Kabhi hume try karke dekho pata chalega bharosa kya hai
5. Jo bhi hua acha hi hua dont worry sweetu


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 Jab sa reply ka option comment ma aya ha larkio na comment karna he chor dia. ^_^

U knw why????
larki 1 comment karti ha or 10 larka reply karta hain.
1 really?
2 nae yaar
3 qasam sa
4 hello
5 beautiful name
6 kia haal ha
7 kaha rehti ho
8 hi
9 hmm
10 agree wid u :D
:D :O ladki set kre ka naya tareeka :D


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 Wo Kehti Hai:
.Phone Na Kiya Kro "DEAR"
.Mama Hoti Hai "NEAR"
.Papa Se Lgta Hai "FEAR"
.Bat Nhi Hoti "CLEAR"
.Dewaro Ke Bhi Hote Hy "EAR"
.Is Liye FB use Karo
."DEAR".. :p :O :/


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 Breaking News:
Facebook Has Started Charging $1 Per
Tagging.. So Don't Tag People Unless
Absolutely Necessary..
PS- Help Me Spread This Rumor. U Can Save
Hundreds Of Lives Who Die Of Irritating
Notifications Everyday.. 


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 Facebook me apna muqam kuch is tarah se banao ki...
agar Mar bhi jao to log ye bole...
"Banda asal zindagi me to kabhi milta nahi tha,
par facebook par REGULAR update kartha tha... :P :D


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 Mark zukerburg invented facebook after listening the song
"Kitaben bahut si padhi hongi tumne, Magar koi chehra bhi tumne padha hai"!!!
:P :D


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 When your crush updates status
about love failure and you're like
"Kiska hai ye tumko intezaar main
hun na...." :P


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 The guys who comment "where are the wings of this beautiful angel" on girl's DP
are the same who say "yaar ladkiya bohot bhaaw khati hai"


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A Man Joind FACEBOOK
His Son Wrote On
His Wall
"W T F Dad"
Man Rplied:
Wht8 D Hell,
U’ve No Respect 4 Me ?
Kid Rplied:
Dad Chill It Means
"Welcome To Facebook"


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 Faqeer:
Baji Bhuka Hun Allah K Naam Par Khana De Do
Baji:
Khana Abi Ni Pka
Faqeer:
Baji Facebook Pe Baba Niaz K Naam Se Hun,
Pakk Jaye To Wall Pe Update Kr Dena.


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 I Failed My Driver's Test
The Guy Asked Me,
What Do You Do At A Red Light?
I Said,
I Usually Respond To Texts,
Check My Emails And Facebook


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 Facebook Keeps Suggesting Me:
FRIENDS YOU MAY KNOW
But When I Try Adding Someone,
It Says,
Do YOU KNOW HIM?
Isn't It Height Of Non-Sense!


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 Height of addiction:
In a college form,
When asked about
"PERMANENT ADDRESS",
A student wrote
facebook.

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 Wish you a Happy Birthday to you
My facebook friends take care
Aajse tumhari umar badhgai he,
Apna khayal rakhna.
Happy Birthday...
 




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