Break up SMS - SMS Jokes, Hindi Shayari, Funny Jokes ...


Jindegi ko kisne dekha,
Jindegi ko kisne dekha.
Mujhe to yeh bhi pata na tha,
ki jisko maine dekha
Usko khuda ne dekh liya aur
Mujhse dur kar diya.

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 Jise Chaha Maine Khud Se Zyada,
Aaj Usi Ne Mera Haath Chhod Kar Kaha,
Tumhara Pyar Paglon wala Hai...
Aur
Mai Pagal Ke Saath Nahi Reh Sakti

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 Wo aksar mujhe kehti thi
Tumhe to apna bana kar chhodungi
Aaj usne apni baat sach kardi,
Usne mujhe apna bana kar hi chod diya

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 Aaj kyo ajib sa lagne lagi hai,
dil ki dhadkane badhne lagi hai,
pass to nahi hai o mere,
phir kyo aisa lagta hai ki o hamse door jane lagi hai.



 Akhir DiL Apna Todna Pada Hme
Rukh Unse Modna Pada Hme
Itni Mohabat ki Unse kya Bataye Yaro
Unki khushi k Liye
Unhe Hi Chodna Pada Hume.

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 Teri banayi hui kahani
To puri kr de ae khuda
Kyonki,
Jis shaks ko tune mujhse juda kiya hai
Shayd tu bhul gya ki
Use milaya b tune hi tha.

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 Kyo yaad aata h wo kal jo lot ke nai aayega,
itna malum na tha k waqt is kadar rulayega,
ji bhar ke jilo aaj ko yaaro,
kyoki..
Yeh aaj fir kal ban jayega.
SO ENJOY U LIEF.......

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 Har khamoshi ka matlab inkaar nahi hota
Har nakamyabi ka matlab haarnahi hota
Toh kya hua agar hum tume na paa sake
Sirf paane ka matlab pyar nahi hota…

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 Khafa Hone Se Pehle Khata Bata Dena
Rone Se Pehle hasna $ikha Dena
agar Ja Rahe Ho Humse Dur Tum
To Jane $e Pehle Judai Me Rehna Sikha Dena

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 1 Kasak DilMe Dabi Reh Gayi,
Zndgi Me Unki Kami Reh Gyi,
Itna Pyar Karne K Baad B wo Mujhe Na Mile,
Shayad Meri Mohbt Me Hi Kuch Kami Reh Gayi.

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 I know u think u broke my heart
but I knew your game right from the start
I saw your game and played it 2
so look here I play the jokes on u!

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 "COMPROMISING" doesn't mean that
your are wrong and someone is right,
it only means that
you value your "RELATIONSHIP"
much more than your "EGO"

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 In Love we become Crazy 'n Mad
But we don't Get Anything in it like a Sweet Memory
'coz After break up
Sweet Moment Turns in to Tear 'n Loneliness.. !

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 it hearts when heart breaks
it breaks whn luv leavez
ur life just freezez
it gives invisible brusises
ur feelings get shaterred 

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Relationships Are Like Glass ...
Sometimes It's Better To Leave Them Broken
Than
Try To Hurt Yourself Putting It Back Together ... 

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 Ab Ansuon Ko Aankhon Mein sajaana Hoga
Charaag Bhuj Gaye Khud Ko Jalana Hoga
Na Samajhna Ke Tumse Bichar Ke Khush Hain Hum
Humein Logon Ki Khaatir Muskurana Hoga 

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 Koi roo kar juda hota hai.
Koi hans kar juda hota hai.
Lekin juda hone ka gum to tab hota hai.
Jab koi kisi ka ho kar juda hota hai.

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 Once Boy Who Recently Had A Breakoff With Her Girlfriend Was Asked Have You Left Or She Left You ....
He Smiled And answer "Love Left Us"..

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 Love knows no reasons
love knows no lies,
love defies all reasons
love has no eyes,
But love is not blind,
Love sees all but doesnt mind..

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 Kisi dard ko sambhal pana asan nahi,
Haste hue hr pal bita pana asan nahi,
Zindagi me har koi dil me nahi bas pata,
or us ek base hue ko bhul pana asan nahi

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 Wo baat kya karu jiski khabar hi na ho
wo dua kya karu jisme asar hi na ho
Kaise keh du aap ko lag jaaye meri umar
kya pata agle pal meri umar hi na ho

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 Tum se bichhad ker aacha nahi lagta
faslon me rahna aacha nahi lagta
Hum tume her pal yaad kartehai
Mager bar-bar bhi to yeh kahna aacha nahi lagta

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 Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahikarte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte

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 Aansu ko bahot samjhaya tanhai me aaya karo,
Mehfil me hamara mazak na udaya karo,
Ispar aansu tadap kar bola,
Bhari mehfil mein aapka dil akela na rahe,
Itna bus usse samjhaya karo.

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 Humare Chale jaane ke Baad..
Yeh Samandar Ki Ret Bhi Tumse Pucha Karegii..
"Kahan Chala Gaya Woh Shaqs...?
Jo Tanhaii Me Bas Tumhara hi naam likha karta tha..."

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 Meri Tanhayi Ko Mera Shaunq Na Samjhna;
Bohat Pyaar Se Diya Hai Yeh Tohfa Kisi Ne!

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 Yeh Kaisi Judai Hai
Jisne Hame Shayar Bana Diya,
Yeh Kaisa Gam Hai
Jisne Hame Bebas Bana Diya,
Socha Nahi Tha Juda Ho Jaoge Humse Kabhi,
Karte Bhi Kya Jab Aapne Hi Gair Bana Diya.

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 Na Kar Tamanna Aye Dil Tu Use Pane Ki,
Bahot Hi Bedard Hai Nigahein Is Zamane Ki,
Khud Ko Kabil Bana Le Kuch Is Tarah Raaj,
Log Tamanna Rakhe Tujhe Hi Pane Ki.

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 Humne bhi kisi se Pyar kiya tha,
Kam nahi Besumar kiya tha,
Zindgi badal Gyi thi Tab usne kha ki,
Pagal Tu Sach Samjh baitha
Mene to mjak kiya tha.

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 Ho Chuke Ab Tum Kisi Ke,
Kabhi Meri Zindagi The Tum,
Bhulta Hai Kaun Mohabbat Pehli,
Meri To Saari Khushi The Tum..

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 Maine bhi pyar kiya tha kisi se
usne bhi pyar kiya tha mujhse
pr hum unki khushi chate the
pr usne unki khusi me hum ko dur kr diya

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 Unki ek Najar ko Tarste Rhenge,
Ye Aansu har bar Baraste Rahenge,
Kabhi Beete the Kuch Pal Unke Sath,
Bas yahi Soch kar Haste Rahenge..!

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 Jane Do Unhe Ghairon Ki Mehfilon Me....
Kyuki Itni Chahat Ke Baad Jo Mera Na
Hua Wo Kisi Or Ka Kya Hoga...

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 Toota ho dil to dukh hota hai
Karke mohabbat kisi se ye dil rota hai
Dard ka ehsaas to tab hota hai jab
Kisi se mohabbat ho aur uske dil mei koi aur hota hai…

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 Ek Din Humari Aankhon Ne Bhi
Thak Kar Humse Keh Diya
Khawab Vo Dekha Karo Jo Pure Ho
Roz Roz Humse Roya Nahi Jata.

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 Ek dil hai aur dard hazaron hai
Ek dil hai aur zakhm hazaron hai
jitna bhi karu kosis par chupaye nahi jate
Shayad yehi meri taqdir hai.

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 waqt ki aandhiyon me ujar rha tha sansar mera,
kismat ki thokron se tut rha tha ghar war mera,
dil bhi dard se bechain ho rha tha,
tabhi mere dil se nikl gya dil me rehne wala dildar mera

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 Humare Dard Ki Un Tak Bhala Kaise Khabar Pahunche,
Jahan Sapne Nhi Aate, Vahan KaiseNazar Pahunche,
Ki Dil Toota Kisi Ka, Ye Unhe Maloom Kaise Ho,
Ye Darpan To Nhi, Tootey To Sabke Paas Swaar Pahunche…

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 Pyar To Sab Hi Karte Hain..
Par
Nibhaate Hain Kuch Hi Log..
Dosto
Kya Hai Pyar Batao Na..
Dil Ka Chain Ya Dil Ka Rog..!

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Mari dosti ka andaza na laga paoge,
khud ko bhool jaoge magar hum ko na bhool paoge,
Ek baar hum se juda ho kar to dekho,
Qasam tumahri hamare bagair jena bhool jaoge…

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 Zakhm Mera Hai Dard Mujhko Hota Hai..
Is Zamane Me Kaun Kis Ka Hota Hai..
Unhe Neend Nahi Aati Jo Mohabbat Karte Hain..
Aur
Jo Dil Ko Todte Hain Wahi Chain Se Soota Hai..!

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 Is Zndgi Ko Jeene Ki Arzoo
Bin Tere Hai Adhoori..
Aye Sanam
Tera Saath Jo Mil Jaye Meri
Zndgi Ho Jaye Poori..!

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 JuDai Har PaL MeHsooS
Na HoTi
Agr Woh iTne Door Na
Hote WaQt BaNa DeTa
Hai SaBko Bewafa
WarNa MoHBBaT Itni
MaShooR Na HoTi

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  Kissmat Dusara Mouka Nai Deti,
Duniya Anjane Ko Panha Nai Deti,
Zindgi Se Itna Payar Mat Karna
Kyuki Mout Kabi Rishwat Nahi Leti.


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