Best Collection of New Boys vs Girls SMS

Boy to his friend:
yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.
Friend: kesi dikhti he,
Boy: beautiful
Friend: esa karo mera number de do…..!! 

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 Larki : Balance bhejwa
.Larka : Paise Nahi
.Larki : Kaise Nahi
.Larka : Mehangai Hai
.Larki :
Phir aaj se Tu mera Bhai Hai. 

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 Boy to a careless girl: I Love u !
Girl: Ha Ha
Boy: I will die for u !!
Girl: Ha Ha ha
Boy: I will buy a diamond ring for u
Girl: Awww.. really!! Promise ????
Boy: HaHa Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha 

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 Boy I Kiss You
Boy: I Kiss U Without Touching U
Girl: U Cant
Boy:Laggi Shart 20,20 Ki?
Girl Han
Boy Kissed Her
Girl: U Touched Me
Boy: Khapp Na Paa Ay Lay 20 Rupay.



  BADLA”
1 Foji Ki
Girl Frind Ne Use Khat Likha
Meri Life Me Naya Larka Aa Gia Hai
“Tum Se Acha He
Me Uski Dulhan Bano Gi
Meri Pictur Wapis Bijhwa Do”
Foji Ne Apne Sare Sathion Ki Girl Frnds Ki 30 Picturs Jama Ki
Beech Me Uski Pictur Rakh K Khat Likha
‘Lo In Me Se Nikal Lo,
Muje Tmhari Shakal Yad Nhi:

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 A boy said:
i love u to a girl
But girl replied
s0ry i love sum 1 else
The b0y in sad m00d l0oked at the girl and said
Bataon teri ammi ko ?

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 Who r BOYs ?
Woh Jo Hell mein Bhi milein To Kahein
ABEY Shaitan KI BETI DEKHI .
Mast dikhti hai YAR
Who r girls ?
Goes 2 heaven & say
Woh pari ki nail polish dekhi
How Cheap na.

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Boy – Movie dekhne challe ?
Girl – Nahi, Waha tum mujhe touch karoge
Boy – No !
Girl – Mera haath pakdoge
Boy – No
Girl – Mujhe KISS karoge
Boy – No
Girl – To apni behan ko le ja. 

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Girl: mera mobile mummy k pas rehta hai, But u can call any time.
Boy: kahi fas gayi to.
Girl: don’t worry maine tumhara number, “Low battery” name se save kiya.Tum jab bhi call krte ho. Maa phone ko charge me laga kar chali jati hai.

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 Funny but true
Boy makes mistake
girl shouts at him
boy says ”sorry” .
Girl makes mistake
boy shouts at her
Girl starts crying boy says ”sorry” :/ 

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 Girl:
Wat do u like in me ?
Boy:
Those two white big balls having black dots on it..
Girl: Whatt?
Boy:Yes i like ur eyes.

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 1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.
2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you
turn her off.
3. SCREENSAVER Girls:
just for looking.
4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.
5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.
6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.
7. VIRUS:These type of girls are
normally called ‘WIFE’
once enters in your system don’t leave
even after format.

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 Boy: Call me sweetu.
Girl: Sweetu.
Boy: Call me sweetheart.
Girl: Sweetheart.
Boy: Call me honey.
Girl : Honey.
Boy: Abay Jaahil Call kar na.
Girl: Oh ok ok

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 Gf ne Bf ko letter likha:
“Meri life me naya…
ladka aa gaya hai,
Tumse achha..
Mai usi se shadi karungi,
Meri photo wapas bhejwa do”
BF ne apne sare friendz ki GF’s
ki 50 photo jama ki aur beech me
uski photo rakh ke letter likha:
“Lo in me se apni photo nikaal lo,
mujhe tumhari shakal yaad nahi hai..:p :O :/ 

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Boy: You Are Sunshine Of My Life. Without You
Life Is Cloudy. You Are In My Heart Like Rainy
Water For Barren Land. Girl: Darling! Is It
Proposal Or Weather Report?

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 Boy: What do you think, how do I play Guitar..?
Girl: I wish you were on T.V.
Boy: I am so happy to hear that, Am I that Good?
Girl: Ummm… Not really; if you were on T.V. I can at least switch it off )

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 girl: Who is more beautiful Me or Moon?
boy: I Don’t really Know but I know
when I see you I totally forget the Moon
and when I see the Moon I remember You 

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 Boy: I Hate To See A Girl Standing In A Bus
When I Am Comfortably Seated.
Girl: So What Do You Do?
Boy: I Close My Eyes And Sleep

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 Ek Larka-Larki Hotel Me Gaye…
Waiter:- Kya Loge.. ??
Larki:- Sabziyoo Waali Roti..:))
Waiter:- What ??
Larka:- Gaon Ki Hai,
PIZZA Maang Rahi Hai..:

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 Girl’s Heart Is Like Water,
Boy’s Heart Is Like Mobile
Either Water Falls On Mobile Or
Mobile Falls In Water,
There Should Be Problem For Mobile

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 Girl:
ap mujhe lift dein gay to main apko apna cell no:
don gi
Boy:
Jahan chaho wahan chhor don ga,
Numbr vmbr rehne do,
Bas 100 ka petrol dalwa dena baji:)
Uffff “Mehangai ne larkon ko bhi shareef bana diya hai “

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 A Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl:Don’t Follow Me,Because My Mother Is Coming Behind U,
Boy:Don’t U Worry,My Father Is Following Her”
 Boys get mad easily, but usually do not show it.
Girls get sad easily and can cry like crazy! …
Boys care about the quantity of love!.
Girls care about the quality of love …
Boys can forget, but can not forgive.
Girls can forgive, but can not forget! …
Boys can never reject a girl’s add friend request
But girls often reject it just to feel powerful!!
Boys prefer the phrase “Boys vs Girls”
Girls INSIST on saying “Girls vs Boys” !! 

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 Girl:On a Date with his boyfrnd,
PoOooonn.
Boy:It’s ok Hota Hai.
Girl:Again pooon Phusssss!
Boy:It’s never mind darling.
Girl:Once again Paaan poooon
poon!
Boy:Its ok i know kabhi kabhi
gas!
Girl:Again pooon paaan phtaas
prunnn.
Boy:Uth Kuty diay putry Karon
moliyan waly pranthy kha k i
a?

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 Boy to girl: I LOVE U
ladki ladke ko thappd marke boli:
kya bola tune..
Boy : beti ab to tu pitegi jab tune
suna hi ni to
thappd kaise mara.

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 Boys: Hum Larkiyon se ziada INTELIGENT hain.
Girls: Nhi g. Hum kuch B kr Sakti hain.
Boys: Achaa, To phir deewaar pe susu se ABCD
Likh k Dikhao.. ::::

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 Girl:
Why You Post My Name On Your
Facebook Status In Every
2 Minutes?
Boy:
Facebook Keeps Asking Me What’S
On My Mind? And Honestly,
It’S Always You.??

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 Girl: Meri birthday hy.
Kya Gift do ge?
Boy: Kya chahye jan?
Girl: Ring
Boy: Ring Dounga par uthana nahi,
Balance kam hai

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 Modern Love!
“Boy & Girl On Date”
Girl:Kiya shadi K Baad
Bhi Aise Hi Hum Dinner
Pe Aya Karenge?
Boy: Haan Agar Tumhare
Husband Ko Koi Aitraz Na
Howa TO!

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 There is always
a little truth behind every
“just kidding”
a little scream behind every
“silent answer”
a little knowledge behind every
“i don’t know”
a little pain behind every
“its ok”
and a big story behind every
GIRL 

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 From a Girl:
I am proud to be the type of girl that still waits for the guy to call or sms, for him to send the first text message and to be loyal to the relationship. I like it that way
To all of you boys:
Hey guys, what are you waiting for … The girls are waiting for you! … Take the first step & send an sms now …
Good Luck and Enjoy!!

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 Girl 2 Another Girl:
You Are So Beautiful
Other Girl: Thank You
You Are Beautiful Too..
Now
Boy 2 Another Boy:
You Are Looking Handsome
Other Boy: Dyo Fir Pen
Da RISHTA… 

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 A quote from a Girl:
Boys are very much like buses,
you wait for 1 for ages and then
suddenly 3 come at the same time!!

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 Girl: Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi.
Boy:Maa baap
Girl:Yes
Boy:Bhai behan
Girl:Yes
Boy:Khana peena
Girl:Yes
Boy:Star plus
Girl: Muh sambhal ke baat kar !!

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 Boy: If I kiss you and Run away what will you think??
Girl: I will think that it was a fool guy who can solve whole
paper but only done objectives 

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 Boy to a girl: Why Don’t you have a boyfriend?
Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend, but why don’t you have a girlfriend ?
Boy: because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet ……!
just waiting for you! 

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 Boy….
Tum larkiyaan itni khabsorat
kyn hoti hooo .
Girls..
Kyn k ALLAH ney hum ko apney
hatoon sey banaya hai
Boy….
Bol tu aise rahi ho jesey
Hum net sey download howe hain

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 Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,
lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,
ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola
I LOVE MY INDIA

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Tragedies of Girl’s Life:
Good looking boys are not good boys
Good boys are not good looking
Good looking and good boys are married .
Good single boys with good looking are not rich.
Rich single boys with good looking already have MANY girl fri 

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 Girl : Would You Like To
Be The Sun Of My Life ?
boy : Awwww … Yes !
girl : Then Stay 9,995,887.6
Miles Away From Me…

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 High clas insult:- Boy 2 girl:
Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi hoi ho.
Girl: Main isi liye itni der se soch rahi
hon k mere paas gadha q khara hai

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 A boy wantd 2 know the age of his girl friend.
So he askd
Boy: dear what’s ur birth date?
Girl:4th November
Boy which year
Girl:O JAN EVERY YEAR

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 Ladka & Ladki Standing On The
Bus Stop
Ladka To Ladki: Nice Lipstick
Ladki: Thankx

Ladka: Nice Top And Jeanx
Ladki: Thnx

Ladka: Nice Earing
Ladki: Thnx

Ladka: Nice Neckless
Ladki: Thnk U So Much BHAIYA





Ladka: Kamaal Hai Phr Bhi
CHURAIL Lag Rahi Ho

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 When a Guy does Something Wrong…
Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident… I didn’t mean to..!!
Girl : I can’t believe you did this.
Boy : I’m Sorry.. !!
When a Girl does Something Wrong…
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident… I didn’t mean to..!!
Boy : I can’t believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I’m Sorry.. !!

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 Boy: what’s your age..?
Girl: we don’t reveal our age to boys…!!
Boy: what’s your email address…?
Girl: pooja1988@gmail.com :D







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