Sardar Jokes, Sardar SMS Jokes in Hindi

सरदार ने घर का दरवाजा उखाड़ा और कंधे पर रखकर
बाज़ार में चला गया।
एक भाई ने पूछा, “सरदार जी , क्या आपने दरवाजा बेचना
है?”
सरदार : नहीं ताला खुलवाना है, चाबी गुम
हो गई है।
हंसो मत जोक अभी आगे है।
तो भाई ने सरदार से पूछा, “अगर घर में चोर घुस जाये तो?”
सरदार: अन्दर कैसे जायेगा, दरवाजा तो मेरे पास है।

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 Sardarji Aapko logo ne Q mara ?
SaRdar: Are yar mere doodh ke glass pr,
Uska pallu gir gaya tha.,
Maine kaha madam jara pallu uper kijiye
Doodh pina hai...

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 Sardar : Yaar Achha Hua
Me India Me Paida Hua
America Me Nahi
Dost : Kyu America Me
Hota To Kya Hota ?
Sardar : Tu Bhi Na
Mujhe English Kahan Aati Hai

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 Sardar Sir K Sath Sath Kandho Par Bhi Shampoo Laga Raha Tha.
Wife - Kandho Pe Shampu Kyo Laga Rahe Ho?
Sardar - Pagli Ye Koi Aam Shampu Nahi Hai Ye Head 

 

 4 Sardar Train Ke Piche Bhag Rahe The,
2 Chad Gaye, Train Me Pesengar Ne Kaha Weldone,
Sardar... Khak Weldone Hum To Chhodne Aye The Jana To Unhe Tha.

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 Sardar:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena,
Cndctor:- 2 Q ?
Sardar:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi,
Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To ?
Sardar:- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Aayega

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 Sardar: Aap kitna
padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho
yaar, sirf do word
padhe aur woh bhi
ulte.

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 Admi Sardar Se: "Insaan Or Sardar
Mei
Kya Faraq Hai"
Sardar Replied: . . .
. . . "Sardar AqaLMand Hota Hai..
Insaan
Nahi Hota" Point 2 B Noted ;->

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 Sardar Train Ka Intezar Kar Raha Tha,
Train Aayi,
Upar Likha Tha Bombay Mail,
Wo Bhag Ke Chadh Gaya Aur Biwi Se Kha:
Jab Bombay Female Aye To Tum Bhi Chad Jana

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 Shadi Me 1 Sardar Ne Dish Pe Tissue Paper Dekh
K Socha Shayad Ye Bhi Khane Ki Chiz Hai,
Jaise Hi Wo Khane Laga,
4-5 Sardar Jor Se Bole "Na Kha Oye Ekdum Feeka
Hai"
Heart

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 Sardar : Yaar Achha Hua
Me India Me Paida Hua
America Me Nahi
Dost : Kyu America Me
Hota To Kya Hota ?
Sardar : Tu Bhi Na
Mujhe English Kahan Aati Hai

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 Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
man- are wah Vo kaise?
sardar- Main Girls collage ka bus driver Hu na.

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 Ek sardar barf ka tukda hath me le kar gaur se dekh raha tha.
Kisi ne puchha kya kar rahe ho?
Sardar bola dekh raha hu ye leak kaha se ho raha hai…

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 Sardar : Roz Subah 50 Ladkiya Mera Intezar Karti Hain
Man- Are Wah Vo Kaise?
Sardar- Main Girls College Ka Bus Driver Hu Na.

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 Master- 2 Me Se 2 Gaye To Kitne Rahe?
Sardar- Samjh Me Nahi Aya Masterji.
Mster - Beta Tumare Pas 2 Roti Hai,tumne 2 Roti Khali,tumare Pas Kya Bacha?
Sardar- Sabji..

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 ‚‚ Short Sardar Jokes ‚‚
4 sardar train ke piche bhag rhe the,
2 chad gye, train me pesengar ne kha weldone,
sardar... Khak weldone hum to chhodne aye the jana to unhe tha

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 Sardar:Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon
DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
SArdar:Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli
Dudhwala.

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 :: latest sardar sms jokes ::
Sardar Train me susu karne gaya.
Wife: Aapka pant gila kaise hua?
Sardar: Waha likha tha- Sharir ka koi ang baahar na nikale..

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 Sardar:
Aj BV ne bohat mara
Major Rohail:
Kyun?
Sardar: I was kissing Katrena
Major Rohail:
Wao Katrena Kaif
Sardar:
Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.

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 Sardar GUN ly kr Darwaazay pr Kharaa huaa thaa
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun
Wife: Tou Jao
Sardar: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hei

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 4 Sardar Train Ke Piche Bhag Rahe The,
2 Chad Gaye, Train Me Pesengar Ne Kaha
Weldone,
Sardar... Khak Weldone Hum To Chhodne Aye The
Jana To Unhe Tha

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 :: Best sardar jokes ::
Sardar GUN ly kr Darwaazay pr Kharaa huaa thaa
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun
Wife: Tou Jao
Sardar: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hei

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 :: New sardar joke ::
Sardar:
Aj BV ne bohat mara
Major Rohail:
Kyun?
Sardar: I was kissing Katrena
Major Rohail:
Wao Katrena Kaif
Sardar:
Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.

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 1 Srdar: Yaar Wo Ladki behri lagti he. Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai
2 srdar: Wo kaise?
1 srdar: Mene”I love you” kaha, to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai.

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 New sardar sms jokes ‚
Ek sardar nikkar daal k cycle chala rha tha..
To ab kya vo cycle b na chalaye?
Jaan le lo sardaron ki..
Har baat me joke chaiye..

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 ‚‚ Short Sardar Jokes ‚‚
Sardar train ka intzar kar raha tha,
train aai,
upar likha tha Bombay MAIL,
wo bhag k chadh gaya aur biwi se kha:
Jab Bombay Female aye to tum bhi chad jana

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 Sardar: Aaj ka din bohot bura guzra,
Darwaza khola kundi haath mein,
Nul khola tooti haath mein,
Suitcase uthaya handle haath mein,
Ab dar raha hoon susu karu ke na karun..

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 Sardar Hotel Me Murga Khane Gaya
Lekin
Murge Ka English Word Bhool Gaya..
Waiter: What Do U Like To Have Sir.?
Sardar: 1 Plate Egg's Father..!

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 Ek sardar apne bete se bola :
Oye ghabra mat tu sher ka puttar hai.
Beta : Oye pape achcha hua bata diya,
Teacher bhi poochti hai
Ki tu kis janwar ki aulad hai..

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 Sardar: Yaar ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya hota he?
2nd sardar: Ghochu,
Saale, Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He.
Sent Message Matlab "Khushbu Wala Message.

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 A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked
a question -
Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

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 Ek sardar ek bade hospital me doctor tha. Sardar ke saath waha ek nurse uske saath kaam karti thi. Dhire dhire sardar ko us nurse se pyar ho gaya usne valentine day ko us nurse ko propose karte huve kaha, "I Love You, Sister"

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 Sardar ji apko logo ne kyon mara ?
Sardar: “arey yaar meri photo bus mein gir gai thi,
Maine kaha madam zara saari upar kijiye
Photo lena hai, bus

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 k sardar darwaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha, his wife askes him” y r u standing here”. Sardar ji bole “sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon.” wife : “to jaao na!” sardar ji : “kese jaoon bahar Kutta khada hain!”

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 Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Jatt: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan..
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,.
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!.

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 Sardar ke ghar chor aa gaya,
sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga...
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor se bhi agee nikal gaya..
Sardar:Ek to chori uper se mujhse race..?

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 Admi:Sardar ji aap ka ek dant blue Q hai?
Sardar:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi hai,
Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji
Sardar: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana hai.

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 Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar,
"Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.
Hosihyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"
Sardar Sent Rs 600 N Wrote,
"O-A Main Sabka Baap Hu

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 Sardar Wrote BILL GATES
Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz
1- My Child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE
2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
I Need It, As I Owe A
Vespa Scooter
3 - I See MS OFFICE But I
Need MS HOME, As I Use
PC At Home
4 - Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name Is GATES But
U r Selling WINDOWS ...

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 A Donkey Kicked Sardar And Ran Away,
Sardar Ran To Catch The Donkey.
He Saw A Zebra And Started Beating It And Said,
Sala Tracksuit Pahan Ke Dhoka De Raha Hai.

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 Sardar in Hotel-
Mai Yaha Nai Rahunga,
Mere Paise Wapas Karo!
Itna Chota Room?
Mujhe Jaanwar Samjha Hai kya?
Waiter- Mere bap!
Room Me Chal,
Ye Lift HAI.

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 Sardar ne shok me roza rakh lia
he asked 2 his son:vekh,suraj dooba
son:nai g
again asked: dooba kia
son:nai g
Sardar:lagda hay menu lay k he dubay ga

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 Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha,
Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya:
"MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI
AB TERA BAAP BHI MUJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "

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 Sardar To His Friend.
I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before I Go To Office..
& U?
Friend: I Kiss Ur Wife After U Go To Office.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha..i M The First.

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 Sardar: Yaar ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya hota he?
2nd sardar: Ghochu,
Saale, Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He.
Sent Message Matlab "Khushbu Wala Message..

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 1 Sardar
Police Station K Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha
" Wanted For
RAPE & MURDER .."

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 Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline & Mobile?
Sardar: Landline Par Number
Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han
Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se..

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 Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha
"Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar"
Or Uske Nechay
Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu,
Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!

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 Fakeer 2 Srdar : Apk Parosi Ne
Pet Bhar K Khana Khilaya
Hai Ap B Kuch Khilao ?
Sardar : Ye Lo Hajimola . . . .








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