Rajinikanth SMS, Hindi SMS Jokes, Shayari

तलवार बाजी के मुकाबले में…एक चाईनीज ने बाल के दो तूकड़े कर दिये…1 जापानीज ने उड़ती हुई मक्ख़ी की गरदन काट दी…अब,..रजनीकांत ने मच्छर उड़ाया…तलवार घुमाई…परमच्छर तो उड़ता ही रहा…
जापानीज बोला – “हा हा… मच्छर तो उड़ रहा है”
रजनीकांत मुस्कुराते हुए बोला –“उड़ तो रहा हैपर कभी #बाप# नहीं बन पायेगा”Rajni Rocks… New Jokes…

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 Rajnikant – Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya.
Big B – Kutta kab se anda dene laga?
Rajnikant – Ye Rajni ka style hai.
Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai…


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 Once spiderman, superman, batman, ironman, james bond, shaktiman, krrish...
All visited Rajnikant...
Do You know which day it was...?
Teacher's Day


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 Rajnikanth Apni Beti Ki Shadi Me Khud DJ Bana.
Adhe Gante Bad Party Me Ek UFO Utra Or
Alien Nikal Kr Bola Plz Awaj Kam Kr Lijiye Mere Bete Ka Kl Exam H.


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 Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho
Boy:Ha
Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do
Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi




 World Cup 2015 Groups
Group A:
Pak, India, Srilanka, Aus, NZ, West Indies, SA, Eng, Ban, Zimbabwe, Canada Ireland
Group B:
Rajnikanth-


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 Rajnikant ko IPL ki team Chennai superking ka
coach banaya gaya.
Result- CSK Won Fifa world cup,Cricket world cup,
Australian open, & WWE :)


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 Toofani anderi raat mein...
kabristan ke andere jungle mein..
ek bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha..
"gabra mat sab beham aur afwaah hai..
Koi rajnikant bajnikant nahi hota


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 tufani andheri raat me 12 baje
kabristan k jungle me
1 bhoot dusre ko samjha raha tha
"ghabra mat,sb vahem hai,
koi Rajnikant-vajnikant nai hota"


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 Rajnikant's Power
Talwar Baazi Ke
Muqabley Me..
1 Chines Ne Baal Ke Do
Tukde Kar Diye..
1 Japnies Ne Udti Hui
Makhi Ki
Gardan Kaat Di..
Rajnikant Ne Machar
Udaya..
Talwaar Ghumayi
But
Machar Udta Hi Raha..
Japnis: Machar To Ud
Rha Hai..
Rajnikant Muskurate
Hue Bola :
Udd To Raha Hai..,
But
Kabi Baap Nahi Ban
Payegaaa...!!;-)


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 Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donatekiya
pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai?
Anyone guess
The Great Khali.


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 TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi,
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata…
Wo ye hai ki..
Titanic ki puri shooting
Rajnikanth ke BATHTAB mein hui thi.


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 रजनीकांत: आज मेरे कुत्ते ने अण्डा दिया.
बिग-बी: कुत्ते कब से अण्डा देने लगे???
रजनीकांत: ये रजनी की स्टाइल है. मैंने अपनी मुर्गी का नाम कुत्ता रखा है.


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 आधे घंटे बाद शादी की पार्टी में आसमान से एक उड़नतश्तरी उतरी। उसमे से एक एलियन बाहर आया और हाथ जोड़ के रजनीकांत से बोला, “सर, प्लीज आवाज कम कर लीजिये, कल मेरे बच्चे का एग्जाम


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 Ek Bar Rajnikant Ka 10 Rs Ka Note
3rd Floor Se Niche Gir Gaya.
Jab Wo Niche Aya To Wo Note Nahi Mila.
Kyou Kyonki Wo Note Girne Se Pehle
Rajinikant Niche Pahonch Chuka Tha.


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 Recently china airports were
closed due to heavy fog ........
Later
it was discovered that
Rajanikanth was smoking in
India!


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 ek Khaufnak andheri raat me 12 baje ek bhoot doosre bhoot ko samja raha tha ghabra mat....
Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem h koi Rajnikant- vajnikantnai nahi hota....:)


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 Rajnikant's Power
Talwar Baazi Ke Muqabley Me..
1 Chines Ne Baal Ke Do Tukde Kar Diye..
1 Japnies Ne Udti Hui Makhi Ki
Gardan Kaat Di..
Rajnikant Ne Machar Udaya..
Talwaar Ghumayi
But
Machar Udta Hi Raha..
Japnis: Machar To Ud Rha Hai..
Rajnikant Muskurate Hue Bola :
Udd To Raha Hai..,
But
Kabi Baap Nahi Ban Payegaaa...!!;-)


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 Rajnikant - Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya.
Big B - Kutta kab se anda dene laga?
Rajnikant - Ye Rajni ka style hai.
Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai..... :-P

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 did the BRITISH leave INDIA in 1947...???
Because they came to know that a baby named RAJNIKANTH was about to be born in 1949...;)


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 Ek baar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya
pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jaante hai?
Anyone guess
The Great Khali.
By - sharique[HAIDAR NAGAR]


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 Question: What is the moral of
Rajnikant’s movie
“ROBOT
Answer: Ladki sirf insan ka hi nai
MACHINE ka bhi dimag kharab kr sakti
hai.


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 Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D


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 Khuda Kare Tujhe Khushiyan Hazaar Mile,
Mujhse Bhi Achcha Yaar Mile,
Meri Girlfriend Tujhe Bandhe RAKHI,
Aur Ek AUR Behan Ka Pyaar Mile.


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 Lagaan by RAJNEEKANT
Climax scene: 1 ball 20 runs needed.
Bowler bowls, Rajni hits ball
Splits in 4 pieces. All pieces go for 6's.
India wins!!


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 Breaking News:
Aaje Ek Train Cycle Sathe Japet Ma Aavi Gai
.Train Ma Bethel Badha Loko Mari Gaya..
.Cycle Driver "RAJNIKANT" Farrar..!


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What publicity Shahrukh managed
to get for Ra-One in 3 months,
Kolaveri got it in just 5 Day!
after all...
who is DHANUSH?
"RAJNIKANTH'S"
Son-in-law... 

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Premika- Lal Quila red kyon hai?
Premi- Kyon ki Rajnikanth ne paan kha ke uspe thuka tha.
Aur ab ye mat puchna Taj Mahal white..kyo hai???


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 Worldcup 2014 schedule
GROUP A
AUS,PAK,SL,NZ, ZIM, CANADA,KENYA
…GROUP B
IND,SA,ENG,WI,BAN,IRLAND,NETHERLAND.
GROUP C RAJNIKANTH….


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once James bond shoot a person and say I’m bond, James bond.
climax:~
but the person catches the bullet and throw at bond & bond dies
the person says
“i m kanth, rajnikanth”


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Who was the 1st INDIAN to use 4G..
Har bar Rajnikant nahi hota yaar.
Ans: It's Anil Kapoor.!
aG, oG, lo G, suno G.


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 Micheal Jackson didn't died by drugs ovr doze,
those wer rumours!!
He got major heart attack after seeing that
he cannot do the dance steps of Rajnikanth!!


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 Ek Var Rajnikante Stock Market Ma Rupiya Rokya.
Vicharo Shu Thayu Hashe?
Biju Shu Thay Gaya Paisa Ena,
Rajni Hoy Ke Ena Bapa Ahiya Koinu Na Chale.


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 k Makan Ma AAG Lagi
Public: Andar Koik 6, Ene jaldi bahar Kadho
Rajnikant Aag Ma Kudi andar Gyo
Andar jaine Joyu to Naresh Kanodia Havan karto hato.


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 1 var Rajnikant Swimming karva
Hind Mahasagar Pahochyo
Tarta Tarta Madh Dariye Pahochyo
Tya tene Joyu K
Naresh Kanodia Shark(Fish) ne Mamra Khavdavto hato.


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 1 Var CID Officer Daya Darwajo Todava Gayo,
Pan Jindgi Ma Peli Var Tenathi Darwajo Na Tutyo,
Thodi Var Pachhi Andar Thi Awaj Aavyo...
Aa RAJNIKANT Nu Ghar Chhe.
 


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