Munna Bhai Style SMS, Hindi SMS Jokes

मुन्ना भाई: अरे सरकिट यह कुत्ते पूंछ क्यों हिलाते हैं?
सर्किट: कॉमन सेंस है भाई, अब पूंछ कुत्ते को नहीं हिला सकती है ना।

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 Munna bhai: Arre O Circuit Ek Bakra Talaab me Gir gaya hai, Aab Wo Sala Bahar Kaise Aaye ga??
Circuit: Simple hai Bhai ! Geela Ho ker.
Tension Nahi Lene ka Bhai.

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 RINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya
toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

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 Kya ray!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?
Apka Pyara
Munna Bhai



 Munna:
Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.
Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

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 Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

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 Munna:
Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.

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 Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.
Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray
paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.
Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.


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 Circuit- ” Bhai …. bole to bachpan
mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.”
Munna Bhai- “Aisa kya? To fir
bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit- “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”

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 MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

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 CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.

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 CIRCUIT- Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI- Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT- Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

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  MUNNA BHAI- Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai,
aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL- Ullu to raat ko bolta hai,
aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

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 CIRCUIT- Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI- Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT- Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI- Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT- Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

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 MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light
bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

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 Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!!

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 After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK”

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 PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

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 LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

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 Circuit- Bhai, Aamerican Rastrapati Kaha Rehta He?
Munaa- DHOBIGHAT Pe
Circuit- Dhobighat Bole To?
Munaa- English Me Bole To
“WOSHING TOWN”

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 Munna: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note mei Haste kyun rehte hai??
Circuit: Simple hai BHAI.!!
Royenge to Note Geela nahi ho jayega..! 

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 Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox
full ho gaya hai tere sms se……….
Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE
“GANDHIGIRI” se samjhane ka tarika.

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 Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

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 Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur’s Faithfully,
HeArT aTtAcK

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 Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
 Sender… Circuit Bhai!

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 Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega

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 EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

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 Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
Chal ludak le..

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 MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

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 Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.

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 Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle
patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya
to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.

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 Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania Mirza se phone pe baat ki.
Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne.
Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!!

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  Munna Bhai: Apna Desh kaun chala raha hai?
Cirkit: Bhai SMS
Munna Bhai: Kya bakta hai?
Cirkit: Bhai, SMS bole toh
S=SARDAR
M=MANMOHAN
S=SINGH

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 Dost sorela hai kya,
Teri bahut memory Areli thi,
Akha world me Apunko
ekich to tere jesa Dost mila,
miss to karegaich na,
Bole to GOOD wali night

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 Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu
har note me haste hi
kyu rehte hei ??
Circuit: Simple hai
BHAI, Royenge to note
geeela ho jayenga na.

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 Munn Bhai: College ka fulform kya hota he Circuit?
Circuit: Boleto bhai,
C-come
O-on
L-love
L-lets
E-every
G-girl
E-every day
Bhai!! 

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 GudNit in MunnaBhai Style:
Chand fekta hai light
Boleto hogayi hai night
To band karneka light
Sojane ka tight
Samje Tubelight
Boleto GudNit

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 Cow: Kya me Bolu
Ox: Sun
Cow: Suna
Ox: Chalti Kya Ghaushala
Cow: Kya Kru?ake me Ghaushala
Ox: Mundi Hilaeanga,
Ghas Chabaenge,
Ghobar Flaynge Or Kya?

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 Munna bhai finally MBBS ban hi gaya.
M :- Mumbai,
B :- Bomb,
B :- Blast,
S :- Suspect…!!!

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MUNNA BHAI: Aay circuit! baapu bolay to gandhi ji kapray Q nahi pehantay thay?
.CIRKET: Bhai bolay to bapu bhi us time k Salman khan thay !!! …Aesh 

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 Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.
Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sareladke isko line marenge.
MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.

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 Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko kaun chala rahela hai ? Circuit : Bhai….bole to apun ka desh to SMS chala rahela hai…. Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai? Circuit : Bhai …sahi bola apun NE…SMS bole to … Sardar Manmohan Singh !!

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 Munna Bhai: Abey Circuit Agar
Maa Ke Charno Me Jannt Hoti
Hai To Nani Ke Charno Me Kya
Hoti Hai.
Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai Nani
Ke Charno Me Jannat 2 Hoti Hai.

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 Munna Bhai: Abey Circuit,
Agar Maa Ke Charno Me Jannt
Hoti Hai, To Nani Ke Charno
Me Kya Hoti Hai.
Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai
Nani Ke Charno Me Jannat 2 Hoti Hai.

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 Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na

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 Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu
har note me haste hi
kyu rehte hei ??

Circuit: Simple hai
BHAI, Royenge to note
geeela ho jayenga na
 












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