Kiss SMS, Hindi SMS Jokes, Shayari, New Kiss SMS Messages

Aaj girlfriend ne kiya kiss
Aur jal gaya lips
Aaj girlfriend ne kiya kiss
Aur jal gaya lips
Kyoki wo kha kar aayi thi
"Bingo red chili chips..

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 1 ladki ne coin dal k apna wajan Kiya 58kg…
Sandal utari 56kg…
Jacket utari 53kg…
Fir Dupata utara 52kg…
aur coin khatm…
1Bhikhari bola…
Tu chalu rakh sikke mai daluga.

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 Sardar 2 His Frend:
I Kiss My Wife Evrydy B4 I Go 2 Ofice N U?
Frend:
I Kiss Ur Wife Aftr U Go 2 Ofice..
Srdar:
Hahaha
I Kissd First

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 Girl; is dress ka kya Price hia?
shop keeper !
sirf 5 kiss?
Girl; aur us dress ka?
shop keeper;
10 kiss
girl; dono dress pack kar do,
bill dadi dengi....... 



 Good News for lovers
on valentine’s day
A new way to send romantic kiss to ur girl friend
Just call me and order ur kiss
I will personally go & deliver
Booking open
Chumma express services (Pvt ltd)

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 Kiss in Chemistry & Physics
Prof. of Chemistry : Kiss is the reaction
of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Physics : Kiss is the contraction of mouth
due to the expansion of the heart.

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 I have two eyes, To see you.
I have two lips, To kiss you.
I have two hands, To hug you.
But
I have one heart, To love you.

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 Benefits of Kissing; Changes taste; Burns Calories; Lips never go dry; Relieves Stress; Makes face muscles strong; So KEEP KISSING

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 Kissing U baby is my dream.
I am strawberry & U R D cream.
Handle me gently keep me real keen.
U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

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 Law of Kissing: Any kiss that has been kissed can be rekissed if the kisser n the kissee agree that d kiss which was kissed was a dam Gud kiss.

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 no stars 2 wish,
no moon 2 lite
n no flowers to smell,
just a loneliness
1 waiting 4 ur hot kisses is saying gud nite ?

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 The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!

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 I will give U 1 kiss to go to sleep.
I give U 2 kisses 2 dream.
I give U an endless row of kisses 2,
when U wake up in D morning, think of me. 

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 School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha
Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain,
bachcha to nikal hi jayega…!

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 Mom : Boyfrnd jab tumhien talk kare to bola "DONT" or jab kiss karne lage to bolo "STOP"
2nd day beti: Maa usne dono ko ek saath kar dala mainne kaha "DONT STOP"

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 KISS is purely organic and naturally sweet,
has no artificial ingredients and
is 100% wholesome.
Here’s one for U.
MMWAAAH! Have a nice day!

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 A kiss, when all is said, what is it?
A rosy dot placed on the "I" in loving;
'Tis a secret told 2 D mouth instead of 2 D ear.
Edmond Rostand

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Question:Why do Girls Close their Eyes while KISSING a GUY?
Guess...........Any
Guess........
Answer: Yeh Ladkiyan Ladko ko kabhi KHUSH nahi dekh sakti

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 D moment eternal - just that and no more When ecstasy's utmost we clutch at D core While cheeks burn, arms open, eyes shut, and lips meet!

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 Kissing you baby has always been my dream;
If I am strawberry, you are the cream;
To meet you soon baby, I'm really keen;
Let's meet up and together take our passions to extremes!.....................kissing sms for girlfriend


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 1. I woke up
2. I went to college
3. I saw her
4. I ran to her and I hugged her
5. I kissed her
Actualy the right order is 2.3.4.5.1

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 Girl : mom aaj 1 ladke ne
mere gal pe kiss kiya
mom:kyaaaaa?????
Tune usko chata mara ya nhi!!!!
Girl:mujhe achanak gandhi ji yaad aa gaye
aur maine dusra gaal bhi aage kiya......................funny kiss sms

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A Kiss can never be a kiss;
Until it's shared with a beautiful miss;
Coloured with a shinning red lipper;
And planted on seductive pouched lips!
Keep kissing on Kiss Day!

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 I'll give yöu:
One kïss to gö tö sleep;
Two kïsses to dream aböut me;
And endless röw of kïsses when you wake up in the mörning.
Always thinking of stealing söme kisses from yöu!

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 life is nothing without love,
love is emotion & kiss is practical,
don't get emotional just b practical,
so stop loving and start kissing.

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 The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes

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  KISS is seal of soft affections
dearest tie of young connections,
love's silent confession

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 Whats live ? Live is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you. 

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 One day a girl asked Molvi,
Can i Kiss a Boy?
Molvi Replay, Naozbillah
Girl, Can i Kiss a Man?
Molve Replay, Astagfirullah
Girl, Can i Kiss you?
Molvi, Jee Bismillah

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 Thora sa apna moo mobile ki screen kay samnay karo
Thoora sa
or
Thoora left say
or.
Bus bus thaek hai
!Ammmmuahhhhhh! kiss...sssssss
Lv u 

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 The eyes say, I love u dear,
The lips move, no words appear,
If ur love is true, sincere & real,
what the lips hide, the eyes reveal..

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 Kissing of American Girl, so sweet
Kissing of Australian gal, oh so hot
Kissing of French gal, once more
Kissing of Indian gal, kro lakin kisi ko bolna nai.

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 hum dilphek aashik har kam me kamal kar de,
jo wada kare wo pura har hal me kar de,
kya jarurat h janu ko lipstik lagane ki,
hum chum-chum ke hi hoth lal kar de.

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 Ladki Ladke ko kiss karti he,
To ladke ke gal pe lipstick lag jati he.
Ladka kehta he ye kya kiya?
Ladki: Agar kuch acha karne se
Dag lagta he to dag ache he...

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 If A Kiss Could
Say Just How
I Love You . . .
MY LIPS
Would Be On YOURS
Forever . . . 

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 My löve and passiøn for you gröws möre with each passing day
The thöught of yöur gorgeous face takes my breath away
Those lotus eyes fill my heart with happiness,
Those luscious lips I love to kiss.
Those long dense hair doing black magic.

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 One Boy Went To Meet His Girlfriend
When He Came Back At Home
Mom Asked
Kahaan Gaey They ?
Boy:us Se Milney
Mom: Kis Liye?
Boy: Haan Bohat Kiss Liye:

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 I Will Give You One
Kiss To Go To Sleep.
I Give You Two
Kisses To Dream.
I Give You An Endless
Row Of Kisses To,
When You Wake Up
In The Morning,
Think Of Me.

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 Kiss me and hold me tightly close 2 U
Kiss me and whisper sweet words that R true
Kiss me here and kiss me there
Kiss me all over and anywhere
Kiss me softly
and kiss me hardly
Kiss me and and lay me on the bed
Kiss me from my toes to my head.

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 Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

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 Any Man Who Can Drive Safely . . .
While KISSING a GIRL ?
Is Simply?
NOT Giving The KiSS ?
The ATTENTION It DESERVES. . . .

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  A Kiss is a :
Noun: It is common & proper.
Pronoun: ?She ? stands for it.
Verb: It is active & passive:
Adverb: Makes an explanation.
Conjunction: It brings together & connects.
Interjetion: It shows a sudden strong feeling.
Preposition: It has an object. 

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  Kiss in Chemistry & Physics
Prof. of Chemistry : Kiss is the reaction
of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Physics : Kiss is the contraction of mouth
due to the expansion of the heart.

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 I have two eyes, To see you.
I have two lips, To kiss you.
I have two hands, To hug you.
But
I have one heart, To love you.

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 KISS is purely organic and naturally sweet,
has no artificial ingredients and
is 100% wholesome.
Here’s one for U.
MMWAAAH! Have a nice day!

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 Kiss Is Not Like Nokia…
Connecting People Kiss Is Not Like Nike..
Just Do It. Kiss Is Not Like Pepsi..
Yeh Dil Maange More But
Kiss Is Like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

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 The Fluffy Cloud May Kiss The Sky,
The Fluffy Cloud May Kiss The Sky,
The Rose May Kiss The Butterfly,
The Morning Due May Kiss
The Grass But You My Friend May Kiss My Lips!!

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 Life is nothing without LOVE,
Love is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don't get emotional, yar just b practical
So STOP loving and START Kissing.

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 Aankhain Thein Kahan Itni Sharabi Pehle,
Chehra Tha Kahan Itna Kitabi Pehle,
Aaina To Zara Dekhiye Booso(Kiss) Ke Baad,
Kya Hont They Itne Hi Gulabi Pehle.!

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 Romance depends on age.
18 year-din rat
28 yrs-har rat
38yrs-hr jumerat
48 yrs-sirf chand rat.
58yrs-sirf jazbat
68yrs, nhi krte buri bat

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 One day a girl asked Molvi,?
Can i Kiss a Boy?
Molvi Replay,?Naozbillah?
Girl,?Can i Kiss a Man?
Molve Replay,?Astagfirullah?
Girl,?Can i Kiss you?
Molvi,?Jee Bismillah? 

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 Wakt Ke Dariya Se Hum Nikal Na Jaye
Aap Ke Dil Se Kahi Hum Utar Na Jaye
Hum Roz Yaad Dilayenge Apni
Warna Kahin Aap Hame Bhul Na Jaye..

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 Koi Hasaye To Thoda Has Lete He
Ankho Me Gum Ho To Ro Lete He
Nind Hume Waise Kam Hi Aati He
Mgr Spne Me Wo Aynge Ye Sochkr Thoda So Lete He

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 Tute Dilo K B Sapne
Hote He
Dil Milne K B Nagme
Hote He
Chahe Koi B Gam Aye
Apki Jingi Me
Hame Yad Karna Q Ki
Apne To Apne Hote He..

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 Ek jaruri Baat-
Kabhi Kisi Larki Se Book Nahi Mangni Chahiye,
Nahi To Chaanta Bhi Lag Sakta Hai
Kyun K,
Book Means:
B= Baby
O= Only
O= One
K= Kiss
SAMJHE..

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 Apko Pane Ki Khwais Jine Se Jyda
Apko Khone Ka Darr Marne Se Jyda
Apse Bichdne Ka Dard Hr Dard Se Jyda
Qki
Hm Apko Chahte H Khud Se Jyda

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 Aap Gairon Ki Baat Karte Hai
Humne Apno Ko Aajmaya Hai
Log Katoan Se Bachkar Chalte Hain
Humne Fooloan Se Jakhm Khaya Hai..

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 Usne iss nazakat se mere hotho ko chuma ,
Ki Roza bhi na tuta aur iftari bhi ho gayi ,
Usne is ehteram se mujh se mohabbat ki ,
Ki gunah bhi na hua aur ibadat bhi ho gayi ,
Mat puchh uske moahabbat karne ka andaz
kaisa tha ,
Usne iss shiddat se gale lagayaa ki maut bhi na
hui aur jannat bhi mil gayi..


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