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Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare
Chaye He
Wah Wah
Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare
Chaye He
Madam Darwaja Kholiye Hum
Cid Se Aaye He...

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Abhijeet Bola Daya Yeh Ladki
Badi Rangeen Hai Gaur Farmaaiye,
Abhijeet Bola Daya Ladki Badi
Rangeen Ha Daya Bola Abhijeet,
Ladki Toh Rangeen Hai
Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai

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 Lady: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
Daya: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
Lady: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
Abhijeet: Rahul Sach Me Tumhara
Bhai Tha???
Lady: Ha Sir...wo Mera Bhai Tha
Acp: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul
Ki Behen Ho .... :P

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 Swimming Pool Mein
Paani Bohot Gehra Hai
Daya Says- "Sir Lagta
Hai Yeh Aadmi Iss Hotel Mein
Kisi Dusre Naam Se Thehra Hai."


 

 Kaun Hai Wo Aadmi
Jisne Yeh Harkat Ki.....
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Kaun Hai Wo Aadmi
Jisne Yeh Harkat Ki.....
...
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Daya Pata Lagao Ki Yeh
Bandook Ki Goliyan Kisne Khatam Ki....

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Nail Paint Lagaya
Jata Hai Nail Main,
.
Wah-wah..
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Nail Paint Lagaya
Jata Hai Nail Main,
.
Acp- Ab Tum Zindagi Bhar
Sadte Rehna Jail Main.:-d

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 Pakau shayaari tym !!!!
Disco:- Bar mein kyu hai
Dhamaal...??
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Disco:- Bar mein kyu
hai Dhamaal.....?
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A.C.P bola: Daya , surakshit kaale
mere baal , Vasmol ne kiya
kamaal...:P=D :D =D

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 Why All Hates Cid?
Jus Check It.
Lady: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
Daya: Kya ?? Rahul Tumhara Bhai
Tha ??
.
Lady: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
Abhijeet: Rahul Sach Me Tumhara
Bhai Tha ??
Lady: Ha Sir...wo Mera Bhai Tha
.
Acp: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum
Rahul Ki Behen Ho ....:P

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 Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare
Chaye He*
-
Wah Wah
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Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare
Chaye He*
-
Madam Darwaja Kholiye Hum
Cid Sse Aaye He

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Disco Baar Me Kyu Hai
Dhamaal ? Disco Baar Me
Kyu Hai Dhamaal ?
A.c.p Bola Daya Surakshit
Kaale Mere Baal Vasmol
Ne Kiya Kamaal.

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mere hathon me hai ek fuulon ki mala……..
wah wah.
mere hathonme hai ek fuulon ki mala………
ACP PRADYUMAN BOLA “Oh my god isse kisne mar dala…….

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Latest CID PJ for CID fans
A for apple
B for banana
Wah!wah!
A for apple
B for banana
Kuch B ho jaye daya goli mat chalana

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A for apple,B for banana…
gaur farmayiye
A for apple, B for banana……
“daya kuch bhi ho jaye ,goli mat chalana”………

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 CID ne Sony Se Naata Jod Liya
CID ne Sony Se Naata Jod Liya
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Aur Jis Room Me Mana Rha Tha
Abhijeet Suhaagrat,
Daya Ne Wahi Drwaza Tod Diya.!!

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 Pallu k niche chupa k rakha hai utha du toh hungama ho..
ACP - Daya,
Pata karo Palu k niche kya chupa rakha hai?
Daya - Tere Sir pe ke baal ACP...

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 Why all hates CID?
Jus check it.
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya ?? Rahul Tumhara Bhai
Tha ??
.
LADY: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara
Bhai Tha ??
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha
.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum
Rahul Ki Behen Ho ....:p 

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 Aaj khane me Roti, Sabji Aur Daal hai,
Wah wah.
Aaj Khane me Roti, Sabji Aur Daal hai.
ACP -
Oh My God Daya,
Is Khooni Ki Biwi To
MAAL hai...

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 Darvaza khola to saamp nikla.....
.
Arj kiya hai.....
Darvaza khola to saamp nikla.....
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ACP bola DAYA:-ye anna to rajnika@nt ka bhi baap nikla.

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 After winning match..In C.I.D
ABHIJEET: Sir PAKISTAN matchjeet gaya...
DAYA: Kya? PAKISTAN match jeet gaya??
ABHIJEET: Haan Daya PAKISTAN match jeet gaya...
ACP: Oh my god toh iska matlab INDIA match haar gaya..

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 CID returns :P
CID ne Sony se naata jod liya ...
CID ne Sony se naata jod liya ......
jis room me mana raha tha abhijeet suhagraat,
Daya ne uska darwaja bhi tod diya !!!

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 Champions trophy ke matches dekh ke logon ko
maza aa raha hai,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis
Chala raha hai

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 homework kar kar ke aa gayi hai mere haathon me moch
wah wah
homework kar kar ke aa gayi hai mere hathon me moch
acp to daya : darwaza todne se pahle kuch to soch....

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 Acp Ne Lash Se Pucha Khoon
Kisne Kia Batao
Acp Ne Lash Se Pucha ‘Khoon
Kisne Kia Batao’
Lash Ne Kaha "Melody Khao
Khud Jan Jao."

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 Daya: Report says dead body ka khoon bilkul thanda tha..
ACP: Iska matlab samjhe Daya?
Daya: Kya sir?
ACP: It was a cold blooded murder :)

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 Daya: My god, he is dead.
ACP: Lagta hai iski maut marne se hui hai.
Dr. Salunkhe: Nahi boss, iski maut marne se nahi,
jaan jaane se hui hai. :p 

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 A for apple,B for banana…
gaur farmayiye
A for apple, B for banana……
“daya kuch bhi ho jaye ,goli mat chalana”………


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 Har kisi pe aitbar karna chod do
Wah Wah
Har kisi pe aitbar karna chod do
ACP says: Daya Darwaza tod do

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 Sara Desh IPL Dekh Raha Hai…
Gaur Farmaiye….
Sara Desh IPL Dekh Raha Hai…
Daya 12 saal se 1 hi quallis chala raha hai…

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 Latest CID PJ for CID fans
A for apple
B for banana
Wah!wah!
A for apple
B for banana
Kuch B ho jaye daya goli mat chalana

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 mere hathon me hai ek fuulon ki mala……..
wah wah.
mere hathonme hai ek fuulon ki mala………
ACP PRADYUMAN BOLA “Oh my god isse kisne mar dala……

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 CID returns
Raat k pehlu me Chand sitare chaye he
Raat k pehlu me chand sitare chaye he
Madam darwaja kholiye hum CID se aye hai

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 CID pr PJ to aye din bante rehte hain,
CID pr PJ to aye din bante rehte hain,
ACP::”daya pata karo log hme ch**iya kyu kehte hain”

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 Devdas & CID special
Babuji ne kaha paro ko chhod do
Wah wah
Babuji ne kaha paro ko chhod do
ACP ne kaha, Daya ye darwaza tod do

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 takdir aur hawa ka rukh mod do….
wah wah
takdir aur hawa ka rukh mod do…
ACP Pradyuman ne kaha: daya, ye darwaza tod do…

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 Na jaane kal kya bayaan honge,
Foolon k gulshan ya fir soone shamshaan honge!!
Iss ghar ka chappa chappa chaan maaro Daya, yahaan zarur kaatil ki ungliyon k nishaan honge!!!

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 subha se na bika ek aalu or na kanda adha…..
wah wah…
subha se na bika ek aalu or na kanda adha…..
abhijit,daya.: is lash ko dekhkar lagta hain ke khuni ne isse kata bich me se adha adha

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 prite,7-up,pepis,thumbs up or mazza……..
wah..wah
sprite,7-up,pepis,thumbs up or mazza……..
acp to daya:- lagta hain yahi hain woh khufiya darwaza

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 CID is back..
Itne saal huye Daya ki koi girlfriend nahi he,
Itne saal huye Daya ki koi girlfriend nahi he,
ACP bola, Abhijeet pata lagao ye Daya gay to nahi he……

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Mere papa ne mujhe nai bike di hai…..
wah wah…
Mere papa ne mujhe nai bike di hai……
ACP ne kaha pakad lo yehi khuni hai…..

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 Ek bar Ruma ke bhai Rahul ka khun ho gaya tha.Tab…
Daya(ne pucha)-Kya tumhara bhai Rahul hai?
Ruma-Haa.
Abhijeet-Dimaag me thoda aur zoor deke socho kya Rahul tumhara bhai tha?
Ruma-Haa.
A.C.P. Pratiman-Oh no! Oh no!
Isska matlab yeh hua ki tum Rahul ke sister ho!!!

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 Subhaaan allah subhaan allah..waah wah…
Subhaaan allah subhaan allah..waah wah…
Acp bola media walo se mat machao yahaan pe hallah…

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 Nail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main,
Wah-wah..
Nail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main,
ACP- ab tum zindagi bhar sadte rehna Jail main.

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 Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par soyi hai..
Waaah Waah…
 Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par syi hai….
Daya Pata Lagao, khuni Inme se Koi Hai…

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 Apake msg aane se milti he rahat.
Wah wah
Apake msg aane se milti he rahat.
Wah wah
CID ke baad dekhna na bhule aahat!

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 Chod chad k apne salim ki gali anarkali disko
chali Dhyan se sunega
Chod chad k apne salim ki gali anarkali disko
chali
daya chan maro yaha ka chappa chappa gali gali

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 Fredricks k sar pe 50000 ka loan he
Fredricks k sar pe 50000 ka loan he
Abhijeet pata kro yeh cid wali shyri bnata kaun he

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 CID IS BACK:
Vruksh ma hoy che judi judi daliyo...
vruksh ma hoy che judi judi daliyo
daya jadiyo,
abhijit kaliyo,
ane acp taliyo...

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 CID ROCKS:
itne saal hue daya ki koi g f nahi hai,
itne saal hue daya ki koi girlfrnd nahi hai,
ACP-
Abhijeet pata lagao ye daya kahin gey to nahi h









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