Best Attitude Hindi Status For FaceBook

Hum ladke badi
umeed ke sath
ladkiyon ke har
status ko
like or comment
karte hai.
OR
yeh ladkiyan hai ki
I am engaged ka
status daal ke mere
jaise masoom ladkon
ka dil tod deti hai.

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Koi aisa sahar nhi jaha rajput KA kahar nhi.
koi aisi gali nhi jaha rajput ki chali nhi.
jay Rajputana harsh priya

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 वह बोली प्यार करते हो तो उसका Proof दो, मैंने कहा अरे पगली ,
Facebook में मेरा Profile ओपन करके देख,
मेरे Status की सारी Property तेरे नाम करके रखी है..

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 जो भी मुझे अगले महीने 14 Feb. प्रपोज करने वाली है
वो मुझे आज ही को प्रपोज कर सकती है।
मैं नही चाहता की कोई मेरे लिए इन्तजार करे...



 कितना अनमोल है यह अपना FB/ग्रुप रिश्ते
नही जानते कोई किसी के फिर भी सब अपने लगते हैं
मैं आपका मित्र हूँ ये मेरा भाग्य है पर
आप सब मेरे मित्र हो ये मेरा सौभाग्य है ।

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 एक पगली ने पूछा, भाई ये 'Smiles' कहाँ मिलेगी.....
मैंने भी मुस्करा कर कह दिया: हमारे 'PHOTOS' और 'STATUS' देख लेना .... मुफ्त में मिलेगी....!!!

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 Mujhe Rishton Ki Lambi Kataron Se Matlab Nahi,
Koi Dilse Ho Mera To Ek Shakhs Hi Kafi Hai. ~ Kalpesh .

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  मुजे एक लडकी का Faccbook पर msg आया
ओर
बोली
अपनी फोटो faccbook पर मत डाला करो,,,,,,
मेनै पुछा kyu..
वो बोली
Lipstik से मेरा smart phone गंदा होता है .


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 आज वो मिली थी रास्ते पर पूछ रही थी कहाँ रहते हो आज कल,
हमने भी मुस्कुरा के कह दिया
" नशे " में...

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 मुझे ना हुकुम का ईक्का बनना है
ना रानी का बादशाह।
हम जोकर ही अच्छे हे।
जिस के नसीब में आऐंगे
बाजी पलट देंगे.

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 Girl: Why is my name always in your
facebook status?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me
what's on my mind? n honestly It's
always u..!

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 1 Admi Ki Bv Mar Gai.
Dost Usko Chup Karane K Baad:
"Tuje Kuch Chahiye"?
Admi:
Laptop La De
Dost:
Kya Khair Hai?
Admi:
Facebook Pe Status To "Single" Kar Du...

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 DEVDAS Of 2012..
Maa Ne Kaha FaceBook Chor Do!
Abba Ne Kaha Night Package Chor Do!
Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do!
Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do!

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 Agar Wo Jaan Maang Lete To De Dete Hanste-hanste..
Par Bewafa Ne
"Facebook Ka Password" Maang Liya
Bas Ho Gaya Breakup.

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 banta2santa:tu ye muhme buk leker,
kya kar raha hai?
santa:oh yaar dostone mujhe,
facebook ka id banane ko kaha hai. 

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 Hey Prabhu!!
Un Tamam Stdnts ko exam Main
Kamyab karna...
Jinhe Saal Bhar Padhne Ka Tym Na Mila..
Un masum hatho ko himatt dena.
Jinho ne unlimtd sms
Pakages ko kabhi waste nahi hone diya.
Hey Ishwar.
Un aankho ko paper me roshni dena,
Jo din rat facebook pe baith k
Kamjor hogayi hain....
Un Garib bache aur bachiyon ki madad karna..
Jo night hours me baat karte rahe
Aur padh nahi sake...:p

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 FACEBOOK humara planet hai,
hum sab facebook wasi friends-friends
hai,
hume apna planet prano se bhi pyaraa
hai,
iski sukh samridhi, vivid jokes, aur
posts per hume garv hai,
hum iske, page owner banne ka sada
preyatn karthe rehenge...
hum apne matha-pitha, shikshako, aur
gurujano se chup ke- humesha online
aane ka promiss lethe hain...
facebook wasiyon ke kalyan aur
samridhi me hi humara sukh nehit
hai..
!!!JAI FACEBOOK!!!

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 Har ek ladki hoti hai maa baapki jaan....
facebook par photo dalkar na karo badnaam....
kya pta us din yeh dharti hi hil jaye....
jab kisi page par tumhari behan ki photo mil jaye...

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 -MODERN DHAMKI-
teacher:- beta tumhara test ka result aa gya he kal apne parents ko school lekar aa rhe ho ya FACEBOOK pe tag kar ke sab ko dikha du...??? Like, comment & share your frnds

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 You know the meaning of facebook?
F=fact
A=A
C=Canteen which is
E=Exclamation and
B=bad
O=of
O=one
K=kind
Book mean (one kind of bad work)
Face mean (fact a canteen which is exclamation)

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 Baap- beta chhod se ye Facebook, ye Facbook tuje roti
nahi dene wali... :@
KamiNa Beta- haa papa ye facebook muje roti nahi denewali
par
roti banane wali degi..

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 Father: Beta, facebook se
hatke ek duniya hai. .
Son: really papa? Zara link
toh share Karo. .

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 Jab LADKI Facebook pe tumse baat na kare to usse kaise baat karoge
Socho yaar???
Are yaar bahot simple hai
Uske WALL pe likh do..
Mere inbox mein I LOVE U kyu bheja..!!

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 मेरे पास
Email है
Facebook है
Orkut है
Twitter है
Mobile है …
तुम्हारे पास क्या है ???
?
??
Answer :
मेरे पास “और भी काम हैं” !!!

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 Dad writes on son's Facebook wall:
Dear Son, How are you?
All is fine here.
We miss you a lot.
Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER

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 I Failed My Driver's Test
The Guy Asked Me,
What Do You Do At A Red Light?
I Said,
I Usually Respond To Texts,
Check My Emails And Facebook

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 kitne log Aise hote hey
Ghar me 2-3 bache hote hey or
Facebook pe likh dalte hey...
I m single ready to single...

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 Girl: I can do anything 4 u?
Boy: Will you die for me?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me?
Girl: Go home Bro,
Ur mother might be getting worried

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 A Man Joind FACEBOOK
His Son Wrote On
His Wall
"W T F Dad"
Man Rplied:
Wht8 D Hell,
U’ve No Respect 4 Me ?
Kid Rplied:
Dad Chill It Means
"Welcome To Facebook"

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 Facebook Keeps Suggesting Me:
FRIENDS YOU MAY KNOW
But When I Try Adding Someone,
It Says,
Do YOU KNOW HIM?
Isn't It Height Of Non-Sense

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 Boy To Moon :
Why My Girlfriend Loves A Rose
Which Dies In A Day & Doesn't Luv Me
When I Die For Her Everyday?
Moon 2 Boy:
Nice One Dude,
Post It On FACEBOOK

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  FACEBOOK like sms status
Life is much like facebook
Pepole will like your problams
& comment But no one solve them,
Because Everybody seems so busy
In updating their Own

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 What is *FACEBOOK*?
F=FAKE ID
A=AWARENESS
C=CHEAT
E=EARNESTY
B=(BEST
O=ONE KIND
O=OF
K=KICK)

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 Ye Baat Sun kar Mere Hatho
Se Golgappa Hi Gir Gaya..
Jab Golgappe Waale Ne Kaha,
"Pls Give Ur Feedback
On Our Facebook Page.

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 Why is Facebook such a hit?
Bcoz it works on the principle that,
"People are more interested in others'
Life rather than their own".

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 Modern Style wedding
Pujari: Do u Both Agree
To Change Your
Facebook Status to MARRIED?
Couple: Yes, we do
Pujari: Vivah sammpan

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 Police-ma'm ur husbnd had n accident,
Plz come to identify body now.
Wife- i m buzy now,
U take photo n tag me on facebook,
If its he ,i will click like

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 Upvas in new style
Living 1 day widout: Mobile
Facebook
Electricity
Internet
Tv
Bbm
Ye upvas kr k dekho, Bhagwan dharti par
aake kahenge,'Bas kar
yaar ab rulayega kya...?

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 Modern Introduction :-
Once Pappu friend went to
his home and told him to
introduce his family.
Pappu introduces :-
-->Yeh meri biwi "GOOGLE" ek
sawal pucho 10 jawab deti hai
-->yeh mera beta
"FACEBOOK'' ghar ki har baat
muhalle tak pahuchata hai
aur
-->Yeh meri beti "TWITTER''
poora muhalla raat din follow
karta hai isse....

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 Very True -
Nowadays,
12 Year Olds Have A Blackberry,
An Ipod,
A Laptop & A Facebook Profile..
When I Was 12,
I Felt Too Cool With My New Gel Pen..

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Amitabh in KBC-IV :
WHICH IS THE BIGGEST
BOOK ON THE EARTH?
AWARD WINNING ANSWER
BY HARISH KAPADIA ...
'FACEBOOK'..

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 Best way to earn money on facebook.....
Open ur fb account, go to
My account settings and,
Click on delete my account.
Go to work and then see d results.

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 Girl: I Love you ? ?
Boy: (Starts
Running)......! . . .
Girl: Why are u
Running? . . .
Boy: To update my
Relationship status on
Facebook. 

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 Wikipedia: I know everything
Google: i have everything
Facebook: i know everybody
Internet: without me u r nothing
Electricity: awaaaz niche :

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 'Reality Of Life':
Har Insaan Itna Kharaab Nahin Hota Jitna
Wo
"ELECTION CARD" Me Dikhta Hai..
Aur Itna Accha Bhi Nahin Hota Jitna
"FACEBOOK" Par Dikhta Hai...

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 Gabbar: Thakur ye mobile hum
ko de de!!
Thakur: Dekh yaar hath-pair ka
mazakthik hai,
Mobile se mazak nahi..
Facebook chalu hai aur basanti
online.;)

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 3 boys proposed a girl
.
1st: Mai tmhare liye apni jaande
sakta hu .
Girl: Wo to sab kehte hain .
2nd: Mai tmhare liye chand tare
tod kar la sakta hu .
Girl: Purana dialouge hai .
3rd: Main tumhe apna Facebook
pasword De sakta
hu .
Girl: Ankho mai anshu k sath
Pagal itna chahta hai mujhe i
love u :p =DD :P Lolz Facebook
Badi Cheej Hai...thoko LiKES :

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 Pappu bar bar apna facebook ka
Password bhool jata tha . . .
Usne socha mein
facebook ka pasword
kya rakhu jo kabhi na bhoolu . . .
Usne password rakha"INCORRECT"...
Ab jab bhi wo galat password enter karta
Computer usey khud bata deta
Ur password is"Incorrect"
Pappu Rocked,
Facebook Shocked :

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 Dear boys -
Facebook is not real life.. Never trust
anybody on fb..
Hum ladke itne emotional hote hai.. Ki
agar fb pe kisi ladki
ne galti se bhi baat karli..
To din raat usi ke sapne dekhte
rahte hai.. Par dukh tab hota hai. . Jab
pata chalta hai..
Kamini fake hai..
So emotions ko dalo khadde me..
Flirt karo khush raho..

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 Hey Prabhu!!
Un Tamam Stdnts ko exam Main
Kamyab karna...
Jinhe Saal Bhar Padhne Ka Tym Na Mila..
Un masum hatho ko himatt dena.
Jinho ne unlimtd sms
Pakages ko kabhi waste nahi hone diya.
Hey Ishwar.
Un aankho ko paper me roshni dena,
Jo din rat facebook pe baith k
Kamjor hogayi hain....
Un Garib bache aur bachiyon ki madad karna..
Jo night hours me baat karte rahe
Aur padh nahi sake

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 Superhit bezti.
Ek rich ladki ne signal pr khde bhikari se kaha
Arey maine apko kahi dekha h
Bhikari bola
Memsaab we are friends on FACEBOOK.;)

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 Dear boys -
Facebook is not real life.. Never trust
anybody on fb..
Hum ladke itne emotional hote hai.. Ki
agar fb pe kisi ladki
ne galti se bhi baat karli..
To din raat usi ke sapne dekhte
rahte hai.. Par dukh tab hota hai. . Jab
pata chalta hai..
Kamini fake hai..
So emotions ko dalo khadde me..
Flirt karo khush raho..

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 Santa Introduces His Family :-
1.) Ye Meri Biwi GOOGLE KAUR
Ek Sawal Pucho To Das Jawab Deti Hai
2) Ye Mera Beta FACEBOOK SINGH
Ghar Ki Har Baat Poore Muhalle Tak Pahuchata Hai
3) Aur Ye Meri Beti TWITTER KAUR.
Pura Muhalla Raat Din Ise Follow Karta Hai
4) Aur Main Hu santa urf ORKUT SINGH
Ab Mujhe Koi Puchta Hi Nahi.

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 Orkut pe ladki patayi
Facebook pe baat chalayi
Twiter pe mom dad se milayi
Yahoo pe divorce ho gaya
Chalo isi bahane computer course to ho gya

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 Malkin: Kya hua tum 3 din
kam pe nai aayi?
Kamwali: Mene to Facebook
pe update kiya tha ki mai
gaon ja rai hu,
Apke pati ne comment bhi diya tha "Miss u"

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 The bst quote 4 students out there :
"I'd rather open my FACEBOOK,
than to FACE my BOOK" 

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 Height of Addiction :
just b4 a prisoner's execution the officer
asked him abt his last wish
He told :
"Dude! I wanna update my facebook status" 

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 In class rum boy update on facebook
I
M
Online
first comment from
teacher- beta math me 0 mila h aake dekhega ya phr tag karu...

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 Girl`s status on Facebook: `Feeling sad!` 17021 comments.
Boy`s status: 'Going to commit suicide!' 2 likes and 1 comment - Think about it dude.... Drop the plan, if you can! 

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 Best breakup :
Girl:I hate u get lost,
I Don't wanna talk to you,
This relationship is over-
Boy:what happnd??
I didn't look up with any girl,
I love only you..!
Girl:Shut up,
I don't wanna be with you,
You didn't 'Like' my status on facebook ..!
"Must share on ur gf's wall on fb"

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 Modern Style wedding
Pujari: Do u Both Agree
To Change Your
Facebook Status to MARRIED?
Couple: Yes, we do
Pujari: Vivah sammpan

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 Kash Facebook pe"Add as girlfrnd"ka option hota
Sala propose krne ka panga hi khatm Acept kr liya to maan gayi nahi to
.Facebook pe Konsi Ladkiya kam Hai.

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 life m kuch aisa mukam hasil
Karne ki koshish kro ki
Log apka naam
FACEBOOK par nhi,
GOOGLE pe search kare

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 DRIVING TEST:
POLICE: Wat do u do in red signal?
Boy: I usually text, check mails n browse facebook..!
MODERN GENERATION

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 Twinkle twinkle little star,
Salman khan is a film star,
Sania mirza is a btmntn star,
BUT
I am a facebook star!

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 Up Coming Facebook Movies
1.Jab We Chat
2.Namastey Facebook
3.Hum Aapke Hai Mutual Friend
4.7 Gaali Maaf
5.Hum Like Kar Chuke Sanam
6.Kabhi Relationship Kabhi Single
7.Meine Poke Q Kiya
8.Mere Brother Ki Profile..
Dekna Math Bhulna.

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 FACEBOOK ki sabse GHATIYA cheez.
(1)- Yaar maine status update kiya hai, Like kar de or Mast sa comment bhi..
(2)- Yaar teri Id ka passwrd kya hai, ek din ke liye use karne de..
(3)- Logo ke status chura kar apni id par share karna..
(4)- Maine apni Profile pic change ki hai, Meri Pic Like kar de,
Mai teri kar dunga..
(5)- Oye Tag pic par jaldi se Comment or Like kar..
(6)- Yaar wo ladki kon hai jo bade comment maar rahi hai,
or Agle hi din use Frnd request send....

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 A Man Joind FACEBOOK
His Son Wrote On
His Wall
"W T F Dad"
Man Rplied:
Wht8 D Hell,
U’ve No Respect 4 Me ?
Kid Rplied:
Dad Chill It Means
"Welcome To Facebook"

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 tere status ki wo namkeen baaten,
tere sms se wo mulaakaten,
Nahi bhulunga me,
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Jab tak Hai Facebooke
Wo tera like karke cmnt na krna,
Wo tera sms ka rply na krna,
Nahi bhulunga me,
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Jab Tak Hai Facebook 

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 Sagar me pani ki koi kami nahi.
Asman me taro ki koi kami nahi.
Gulsan me phulo ki koi kami nahi.
Dunia me logo ki koi kami nahi.
Ye facebook he yaro yaha dosto koi kami nahi

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 Boy sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :- Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ? Boy :- Hasrat tumhari ....... Girl :- Chahte kya ho ? ... Boy : Mohhabat tumhari ......... Girl:- Pachtaoge tum .......... Boy :- Kismat hamari ......... Girl :- Married hoon main ...... Boy: To Status single se hata Manhoos Naari

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 height of shoks!!!
Malkin- Kya hua, Tum 3 din se kaam pe Q nhi ayi??
Kamwali- memsab maine to Facebook pe status Update kor diya tha.
K mai gaaw ja rohi hu,
Or
Apke pati ne to coment B kiya tha
"jaldi aana, MISS U so much"

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 3 words that can totally
change ur
mood:
I LOVE YOU
I HATE YOU
&
The best 1..
FACEBOOK LOGIN ERROR
Seriously Aag lag jaati hai

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 Fact Of Life..
Only 1% Of The Girls Become Wife
Of Their Lovers,
The Remaining Become Passwords
Of FACEBOOK And EMAIL !























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